Eternal_life_enthuasiast Gifts

"Your immortality tonic may not be worth it, Sol."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

Man flies with balloons to reach his angel

Old man: 'Good news! Scientists have doubled the lifespan of cockroaches.'

'Where do you see yourself i 500 or say, 5000 millennium?'

I've reversed the aging process,,,

"I'm not actually 40 this year but that's the birthday I celebrate every year."

'When Jack became immortal, something went out of our marriage.'

Existing for eternity - a fate worse than death

A never ending 3D maze knot.

'Don't worry -- that's just George Carlin.'

"Continuous piped music! No wonder so many opt for reincarnation."

"Guess what? I'm taking an eternity leave."

Tunnel of love. Passage of time.

'I can't get the childproof cap off.'

'You weren't always faithful so some of your prayers went to God's spam.'

A flower nursery: 'Annuals' 'Perennials' 'Eternals'

'Don't get me started - I could go on about infinity forever.'

"You must be the new guy."

"Stop that row!"

Plastic Surgery: Growing Old Is Not An Option

'Er...the botox injections of Dorian Gray?'

'Reversing the aging process would have been greater if we both would have had the procedure!'

(heaven): true, I came into and left the world naked, in-between a great legacy

"Till death do us part. Right, Greg?"

'Yes, that's our founder. He posed for that on his 80th birthday.'

"No! Bless you!"