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"Your immortality tonic may not be worth it, Sol."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

Man flies with balloons to reach his angel

Old man: 'Good news! Scientists have doubled the lifespan of cockroaches.'

'Where do you see yourself i 500 or say, 5000 millennium?'

If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be? I'd totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body. That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000. Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he's concerned about his mortality. You answer should have been nothing. That alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy. I think I'd rather wait for the 7000-S. Stop it.

I've reversed the aging process,,,

"I'm not actually 40 this year but that's the birthday I celebrate every year."

'When Jack became immortal, something went out of our marriage.'

Existing for eternity - a fate worse than death

A never ending 3D maze knot.

Tunnel of love. Passage of time.

'Don't worry -- that's just George Carlin.'

"Guess what? I'm taking an eternity leave."

"Continuous piped music! No wonder so many opt for reincarnation."

'I can't get the childproof cap off.'

'You weren't always faithful so some of your prayers went to God's spam.'

A flower nursery: 'Annuals' 'Perennials' 'Eternals'

'Don't get me started - I could go on about infinity forever.'

'Reversing the aging process would have been greater if we both would have had the procedure!'

(heaven): true, I came into and left the world naked, in-between a great legacy

"Till death do us part. Right, Greg?"

"Stop that row!"

"You must be the new guy."

'Yes, that's our founder. He posed for that on his 80th birthday.'

It doesn't reflect poorly on us. We're going gangbusters. We're vibrant. And spicy, like jalapenos. We are fresh as the Kennedys in 1950s springtime!! Wrinkle-free!! Let's jump rope. I would most certainly enjoy hang gliding. What's going on with the geezers? The LK Effect. What? Ever since Larry King announced his retirement, they've been overcompensating. But first a nap. With vigor. I'll retire when they pull the microphone from my dead ... zzzzz.

'Er...the botox injections of Dorian Gray?'

Plastic Surgery: Growing Old Is Not An Option