Eternal Beauty Seekers Gifts

Plastic Surgery: Growing Old Is Not An Option

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Botox."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"They grow up so slow."

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

The Ugly Plant

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

Landscape artist

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

"I told you she'd had some work done."

Primavera (Spring)

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

Cosmetic surgeon tells Ugly Duckling: 'Of course, there's a POSSIBILITY that you are a swan, but do you want to take that risk?'

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

The power of positive affirmations