Eternal Seeker Gifts

Homo Sapiens: always searching for answers.

Annuals, Perennials, and Eternals

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"They grow up so slow."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

"It may very well bring about immortality, but it will take forever to test it."

"In layman's terms, I just rewound your biological clock."

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

"I'm pursuing the reason I was put on earth."

"The gentleman opposite would like to buy you more time."

Man flies with balloons to reach his angel

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'

'This nip and tuck business - can I have the tuck without the nip?'

I've reversed the aging process,,,

'I refuse to accept that it's really winter until the very last leaf's fallen from the trees'

"This may be hard to believe but two senior tickets please."