Eternal Seeker Prints

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

Homo Sapiens: always searching for answers.

Annuals, Perennials, and Eternals

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"They grow up so slow."

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

"It may very well bring about immortality, but it will take forever to test it."

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

Man flies with balloons to reach his angel

"In layman's terms, I just rewound your biological clock."

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

"I'm pursuing the reason I was put on earth."

"The gentleman opposite would like to buy you more time."

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'

'This nip and tuck business - can I have the tuck without the nip?'

"This may be hard to believe but two senior tickets please."

If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be? I'd totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body. That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000. Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he's concerned about his mortality. You answer should have been nothing. That alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy. I think I'd rather wait for the 7000-S. Stop it.

"I started out as an astronomer, but the stars made me feel insignificant."