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Albert & Myra - The End Story

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

This is forever... till death do us part...

Lovers

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

Pensioner's Romance

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

Cat Romance

"She called me immature, And if that wasn't bad enough, she burst my bouncy castle."

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

'I'm a little tea pot...' 'Act your age.'

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

Rubber Ring

'Grown-ups have kids. Kids have fun.'

Still living with parents....

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

"No one rides off into me anymore."