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'Do you remember when I was your trophy wife and you were a stud?'

Internal Clocks.

'I couldn't help notice, Miss, we seem to be going to the same place.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

Yin and yang.

"At sixty years old I actually feel like a twenty year old."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"I Miss You."

Life Hourglass

"Contrary to popular belief, the force is no help at all in meeting girls.

"Basically, I'm trying to live long enough to experience eight women for every man."

ONE IN A MILLION

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

This is forever... till death do us part...

'I agree the whole thing is crass and commercial but I still expect something huge and expensive.'

'I keep looking for a keepr, and all I find are fixer-uppers.'

Jane, your mission, should you accept it...

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

'He was a remarkable man.'

Well, they were obviously married.

"No one rides off into me anymore."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

Pensioner's Romance

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

Antiques

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

"He refuses to grow up."