"This will never work. I'm carbon-based, and you're based on an element not found on Earth."
Universal Romantics Gifts
Searching for a gift for the romantic at heart? Our collection for universal romantics features whimsical and charming products that beautifully express love and affection, perfect for celebrating special moments or everyday tenderness.
You're my Mona Lisa.
"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love
'Oh my God. I love it!'
Right click for yes...
"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."
'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'
Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'
'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'
'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'
'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'
'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'
"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"
Dancing to Mobile Tunes
The wedding party take selfies at a wedding
"Please listen carefully to the available options."
Pensioner's Romance
'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'
A thief steals a heart
"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"
"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"
"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"
Antiques
Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.
"Are there any available upgrade options?"
"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"
"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."
It's the thought that counts!
William Wordsworth
Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."
Strategies that will always work
With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.
Lovers dressed as pears
"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."
Universal Romantics Gifts Collection
Universal Romantics Mugs
Discover our charming selection of mugs for universal romantics—perfect for heartfelt messages and daily expressions of love.
Universal Romantics Pillows
Snuggle up with our romantic pillows—perfect for cozy nights and sweet moments shared with loved ones.
Universal Romantics Prints
Decorate your space with our romantic prints—beautiful artwork that captures the essence of love and connection.
Universal Romantics T-Shirts
Explore our range of t-shirts for romantic souls—wear your feelings proudly and find a style that speaks to your heart.