Universal Romantics Gifts

"This will never work. I'm carbon-based, and you're based on an element not found on Earth."

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Right click for yes...

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

A thief steals a heart

Pensioner's Romance

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

Antiques

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

William Wordsworth

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

It's the thought that counts!

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

Strategies that will always work

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

Lovers dressed as pears