Science Romance Seekers Mugs

'How romantic Dr Frankenstein, a flower made from the parts of other flowers.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

Carbon Dating.

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Sexual chemistry set

Baker Romance

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

"Wow! Check out the moon."

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Cupid and parachutists.

Funnel of Love.

How oysters get engaged.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'Do you come here often?'

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

Perfect Match