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You're a hard man to read, Randy. At times, you seem like a cad. A Don Juan. A scoundrel. But at other time, you seem wise. Mature. Supportive. Ladies are most responsive to a "bad guy" to "good guy" ratio of 7 to 6.3756892. My findings have been published in the Oxford Journal of Lovin'.
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love
Carbon Dating.
Scientists are sexy
'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'
"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."
'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'
"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."
"Now that was post-modern sex."
It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.
'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'
Romans.
Intellectual Foreplay...
'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'
"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."
'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'
"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."
Deconstructionist girlfriend
"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"
"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."
DATING FOR NON-DUMMIES
'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'
"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."
"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"
'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2.8 kids!'
Bio Lab. The experiments indicate olfactory sensing of pheromones might play a role in romantic attraction. Love is blind but it has a great sense of smell!
"...get in there and make my post docs fall in love with their research."
Second dates are trickier. They ask the same questions as on the first date, looking for inconsistencies.
"My brain can no longer maintain the intense neural activity of infatuation."
Jung and in Love
Rhode Island School of Desire
Doppler scores with his blue suit.
Young Accountants in Love: 'I didn't reach the same conclusion, Phil. In fact, my preliminary figures indicate we just can't go on meeting like this!'
An ancient man starts the fire of love.
The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII
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