Research Romantic T-Shirts

"...get in there and make my post docs fall in love with their research."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Right click for yes...

Sauvignon Bonk

"I gotta be me!"

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Carbon Dating.

"Mr. Right!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'More bubbles!'

Scientists are sexy

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Love linked

Diamond outfits

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Love Conquers All

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"You're solemates!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Missing You.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Ostriches making out

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't