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"I've finished all the background checks and consulted a psychological profiler to see if they can identify any problem areas."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Carbon Dating.

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Sexual chemistry set

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Baker Romance

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

Funnel of Love.

How oysters get engaged.

"Wow! Check out the moon."

Cupid and parachutists.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

Deconstructionist girlfriend

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

Single men in Tahiti

Love and temptation go hand in hand...