Romantic Researcher Mugs

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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Carbon Dating.

Scientists are sexy

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Sexual chemistry set

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

Intellectual Foreplay...

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

Deconstructionist girlfriend

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

"We need to talk. Here - it's all in this 342-slide power point."

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."

DATING FOR NON-DUMMIES

"In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love. Few people know that right after Tennyson said that, his girlfriend hit him over the head with a bowling pin.

The Love

'I've lost that loving feeling...'

Bio Lab. The experiments indicate olfactory sensing of pheromones might play a role in romantic attraction. Love is blind but it has a great sense of smell!

"Maybe marriage is what I need, Gregorio. Sometiems I wonder if I'm living my life for other people...instead of living life for myself."

"Sorry, I'm looking for a more permanent relationship."

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

We have to accept we'll never be together – we're both corner pieces.

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2.8 kids!'