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The Invention of Religion: 'Ok, here's how it works...first, you never question anything I tell you...'

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

'I'm hoping this big stick will give me a mandate.'

A trevor of trainspotters

'I didn't have any choice -- she was raising her consciousness.'

"I blame all the violent cave paintings."

Early career fair

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"You're right. On paper, it seems a no-brainer."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"I've been a hunter and I've been a gatherer, and believe me, this is easier."

"I call it 'social media'."

'I use the newest tools in modern medicine. This cow bone is only one day old.'

'All right, but don't come crying to me when you fall down.'

'The speed bumps didn't work -- the Neanderthals made it over the Balkans into Western Europe.'

'Walking upright is okay, except I feel so conspicuous!'

Poor Zhok, the only Homo Sapien in a Neanderthal neighborhood.

The descent of man.

No shirtshoesevolution.

What are you doing? You promised we'd watch it together!

"I really don't care who you were with before. This is pre-history."

Cavemen Staring At Rocks Like Phones

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

A caveman paints from life

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

I'm With Stooped

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"Hair spray"