Tech-savvy Genealogist T-Shirts

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Several generations live together in Cuba

Family DNA

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

Welsh airport arrivals.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'He's got your nose.'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

Europa takes a selfie

How to create a password you can remember...

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

The dead sea scrolls

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

'I've turned into my mother.'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

How Moms explain.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Christmas pudcast"

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!