Tech-savvy Genealogist Pillows

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Several generations live together in Cuba

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Family DNA

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Welsh airport arrivals.

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

'He's got your nose.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

Europa takes a selfie

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

How to create a password you can remember...

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

"Christmas pudcast"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'I've turned into my mother.'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

How Moms explain.

The dead sea scrolls

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'He looks a bit like both of you.'