Genealogist At Heart Pillows

'Rather unusual, Mr Wembley, but our research department assures us this is your coat of arms.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Several generations live together in Cuba

Family DNA

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

"Dad, are you absolutely sure I'm not adopted?"

"That's two days after you were born."

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

Man: 'My family tree is infested with termites.'

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

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