Genealogist With A Twist Pillows

You've been around for a very, very long time. Maybe you can answer this

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Several generations live together in Cuba

Family DNA

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Welsh airport arrivals.

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'He's got your nose.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

How Moms explain.

'I've turned into my mother.'

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

Antcestry.com

"Your genes may be responsible for your way to going but I'm thinking that the four cheeseburgers you may have for breakfast might be a factor."

"Mum, just curious: when you did the family tree, did you research all the way back to our ancestors on Noah's ark?"