Quirky Lineage Explorer Pillows

Add a touch of humor and personality to their space with a cozy pillow featuring designs inspired by their love for family history and exploration.

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Realistic Ancestry Chart

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"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count." mockup

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

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"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!" mockup

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

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Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease! mockup

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

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'I'm tracing my relatives.'

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When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET! mockup

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

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'There's no stigma in being brought up by apes - I was an adopted child too.'

'There's no stigma in being brought up by apes - I was an adopted child too.' mockup

'There's no stigma in being brought up by apes - I was an adopted child too.'

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Genealogical picture of Mr. Punch. mockup

Genealogical picture of Mr. Punch.

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"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas." mockup

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

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'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!' mockup

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

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'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.' mockup

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

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I don't like the look of that fish! Can I help it if it had ugly parents?

I don't like the look of that fish! Can I help it if it had ugly parents? mockup

I don't like the look of that fish! Can I help it if it had ugly parents?

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And remember son, never take your grandfather's picture down from the boardroom - it's bugged.

And remember son, never take your grandfather's picture down from the boardroom - it's bugged. mockup

And remember son, never take your grandfather's picture down from the boardroom - it's bugged.

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"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"

"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'" mockup

"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"

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"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."

"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds." mockup

"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."

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'I've recently discovered that there's never been a hurricane named after me. See to it that the next one is.'

'I've recently discovered that there's never been a hurricane named after me. See to it that the next one is.' mockup

'I've recently discovered that there's never been a hurricane named after me. See to it that the next one is.'

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Franklin Pierce

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'Baskerville, that's right: The Hound killed by Sherlock Holmes was one of my ancestors...'

'Baskerville, that's right: The Hound killed by Sherlock Holmes was one of my ancestors...' mockup

'Baskerville, that's right: The Hound killed by Sherlock Holmes was one of my ancestors...'

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'One day son, all this will be asset stripped.'

'One day son, all this will be asset stripped.' mockup

'One day son, all this will be asset stripped.'

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'A regular chip off the old bottle.' mockup

'A regular chip off the old bottle.'

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"I didn't want the family business but ten years ago on take-your-child-to-work day my father wouldn't let me go home again."

"I didn't want the family business but ten years ago on take-your-child-to-work day my father wouldn't let me go home again." mockup

"I didn't want the family business but ten years ago on take-your-child-to-work day my father wouldn't let me go home again."

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GENEALOGY - FAMILY TREE RESEARCH, 'Whoa! -- John Wilkes Booth AND Benedict Arnold?'

GENEALOGY - FAMILY TREE RESEARCH, 'Whoa! -- John Wilkes Booth AND Benedict Arnold?' mockup

GENEALOGY - FAMILY TREE RESEARCH, 'Whoa! -- John Wilkes Booth AND Benedict Arnold?'

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'We've traced you back to the cartoonist who drew you.'

'We've traced you back to the cartoonist who drew you.' mockup

'We've traced you back to the cartoonist who drew you.'

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"Actually, Tommy, we're just about full-blooded management, except for your grandfather on your mom's side, who was one-quarter labor."

"Actually, Tommy, we're just about full-blooded management, except for your grandfather on your mom's side, who was one-quarter labor." mockup

"Actually, Tommy, we're just about full-blooded management, except for your grandfather on your mom's side, who was one-quarter labor."

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"The owner says that his ancestors go back hundreds of years, but so do ours!"

"The owner says that his ancestors go back hundreds of years, but so do ours!" mockup

"The owner says that his ancestors go back hundreds of years, but so do ours!"

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GENEALOGY - FAMILY TREE RESEARCH, 'Whoa! -- John Wilkes Booth AND Benedict Arnold?'

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Alphorn

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The Genealogist

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'There's a file in there - 40 GB - it's got all the family snaps on.'

'There's a file in there - 40 GB - it's got all the family snaps on.' mockup

'There's a file in there - 40 GB - it's got all the family snaps on.'

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'It's ok Percy, great Grandma Gertrude is much nicer than she looks...'

'It's ok Percy, great Grandma Gertrude is much nicer than she looks...' mockup

'It's ok Percy, great Grandma Gertrude is much nicer than she looks...'

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Quirky Lineage Explorer Pillows Collection

Quirky Lineage Explorer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for quirky lineage explorers—fun, thoughtful designs that celebrate their love of family history.

Quirky Lineage Explorer Prints

Discover art prints that celebrate ancestry and creativity—ideal for decorating the space of any curious lineage explorer.

Quirky Lineage Explorer T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for lineage explorers—witty and creative styles that showcase their passion for uncovering family stories.