Quirky Family Discoverer Pillows

"The school psychologist said I have a genius I.Q. . . . . so why didn't you tell me I was adopted?"

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

'Monster mobiles.'

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

"You remind me of someone."

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

The First In-Law of Thermodynamics.

At home with the Cone family.

"I told you not to have that boob job."

'The Fly' Starts A Family.

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

The Bowling Family

Banana Costume

"You BOTH have the asshole gene?"

"This is our adoptive son. We found him in the cellar where he was raised by spiders."

"Go tell the kids dinner's almost ready."

'And after the parents Egg and Spoon will come the divorced couples sack race.'

Suspicious family of werdios

'Baskerville, that's right: The Hound killed by Sherlock Holmes was one of my ancestors...'

Freak Family - please don't be looking at me...

'Son, you need to get your priorities wrong.'

"It's time you knew the truth, Ron. Your father was a horse's a**."

Penny Farthing With Child Seat.

'Now you're older, we think it's time you knew that both your father and I and you are adopted.'

'You didn't spank me today. What did I do good?'

"Why feel bad? We do actually need to eat, and they'll never even know there was a twin."

'Alright, son, it's time to hustle you through your childhood.'

"Howard, I think the dog wants to go out."

'Mom, am I adopted?'