Quirky Family Discoverer Gifts

"The school psychologist said I have a genius I.Q. . . . . so why didn't you tell me I was adopted?"

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'Monster mobiles.'

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

"You remind me of someone."

Mum, Dad, I've met something...

"Go tell the kids dinner's almost ready."

'The Fly' Starts A Family.

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

The First In-Law of Thermodynamics.

At home with the Cone family.

The Bowling Family

"This is our adoptive son. We found him in the cellar where he was raised by spiders."

"You BOTH have the asshole gene?"

Banana Costume

"I told you not to have that boob job."

Freak Family - please don't be looking at me...

Penny Farthing With Child Seat.

Suspicious family of werdios

"It's time you knew the truth, Ron. Your father was a horse's a**."

'Now you're older, we think it's time you knew that both your father and I and you are adopted.'

'Son, you need to get your priorities wrong.'

'And after the parents Egg and Spoon will come the divorced couples sack race.'

'Baskerville, that's right: The Hound killed by Sherlock Holmes was one of my ancestors...'

'You didn't spank me today. What did I do good?'

"Why feel bad? We do actually need to eat, and they'll never even know there was a twin."

'Alright, son, it's time to hustle you through your childhood.'

"Howard, I think the dog wants to go out."

'Mom, am I adopted?'

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