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'I've recently discovered that there's never been a hurricane named after me. See to it that the next one is.'

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Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

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'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Psychiatric convention"

'I inherited therefore I am'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

"I'll take it."

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

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'...You have some pretty big shoes to fill.'

"Son, this is the key to success - it opens the room where we keep the money."

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

"Today in school we studied the great works of antiquity - the pyramids, the coliseum, the abandoned shopping mall on Route 6."

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

'I'm the father of our country.' 'Big Deal.' 'Yawn.' 'I'm the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.'

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."