Genealogists Pillows

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

The apple that fell pretty darned far from the tree.

'I see so much of his father in him sometimes.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

Several generations live together in Cuba

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Family DNA

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Welsh airport arrivals.

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

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Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

"She reminds me so much of myself at her age."

"No offense, but I'm eternally grateful to know that you stand no chance of ever passing on your genes."

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'I swear I've never had any plastic surgery, I'm naturally this ugly...Heck, my whole family is!'

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

"Ma didn't want to leave out anyone."

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'