Tech-savvy Historians Pillows

"There goes our wireless speeds."

'Godfrey is our only man who retains the skill to check e-books against original source material.'

Europa takes a selfie

"Look darling, a wandering minstrel."

They're Not Just That Into It

Moses on the web

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

The original paperless office

Inside One's Memory Bank

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Fossil record player.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

The Evolution Of Man.

Arthur Schopenhauer

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

The Great Leap Forward

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Plagiarist!"

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000