Tech-savvy Historians Mugs

"There goes our wireless speeds."

'Godfrey is our only man who retains the skill to check e-books against original source material.'

Europa takes a selfie

"Look darling, a wandering minstrel."

Moses on the web

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

The original paperless office

Inside One's Memory Bank

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Fossil record player.

The Evolution Of Man.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Arthur Schopenhauer

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"Plagiarist!"

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

'for more obit info, go to...'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'