Comedy Archaeologist Mugs

Lost to antiquity.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Stonehenge Explained

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Writer's block?"

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Reinventing the Wheel

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

'Somebody got some sun.'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

Britain in 410AD

Easter Bunny Island

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

'How's your novel coming along?'

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

Shopping for Organic Food

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

Waxing: 3 Clams

'My God, you're right Hawkins - It is the missing hyper-link.'

Carbon Dating Agency

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'Throw in a few bells and whistles and this baby will sell.'

"My parents hate it."