Amateur Biologist Pillows

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

'My biology teacher is tough - not only do we dissect a frog, we have to put it back together again!'

"Do these feet make me look fat?"

Evolution Selfie

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

"He gives me the creeps. I Think it's love."

Bird plucking a cello

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

I admit, this discovery does seem to support the asteroid theory.

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

'I'm sorry my little Towser misbehaved himself.'

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

Thomas Hunt Morgan

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