Amateur Biologist Mugs

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

'My biology teacher is tough - not only do we dissect a frog, we have to put it back together again!'

"Do these feet make me look fat?"

Evolution Selfie

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Bird plucking a cello

"He gives me the creeps. I Think it's love."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

'I'm sorry my little Towser misbehaved himself.'

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

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Make a Wish

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Thomas Hunt Morgan

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

'Too bad loosing your ball, but I've found a rare Trifolium Occidentale.'