Amateur Ornithologists Mugs

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

Bird plucking a cello

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

"He gives me the creeps. I Think it's love."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

"Would you like flies with that order?"

'Sorry I'm late.'

'Music hall for insects'

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

'I'm sorry my little Towser misbehaved himself.'

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'

Paper Wasp.

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

'I'll try the poop of the day.'

Reptilian trauma.

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"So Dave - did you get lucky? Dave....? Dave...?"

"Don't feel bad, son. The people are only screaming because they're such big fans."