Amateur Marine Biologist Mugs

Dead Sea Salts in goldfish bowl.

"How is this such a great place to spot migrating whales? I don't see a thing."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Desert Island Meals.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

The one that got away

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"The hyenas started it."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

The Food Chain

Crab with a clown face.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"They're so like us."

'It must be the dead sea.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Leak in the fish tank.

underwater knight