Amateur Science Mugs

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"...it's another metal detector."

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

"The pH level seems a little off."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

'I'm sorry my little Towser misbehaved himself.'

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

"I love people-watching."

'He's not having an affair Ma'am: He goes out at night mainly to chase cars and eat from garbage bins...'

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

'If he's innocent, why does he need such a hot-shot lawyer?'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the tea.

'Off hand, I'd say it's a head trauma caused by a blunt instrument.'

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Too bad loosing your ball, but I've found a rare Trifolium Occidentale.'

Spring Cleaning

"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."

Grey Squirrels Out Competing Red Squirrel for Food.