Amateur Astronomers Mugs

Solar eclipse 2024

"Not again."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The star hunters

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Marry me astronaut

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Save Mars

"...it's another metal detector."

"You've been in long enough! Two more dives then out!"

"The pH level seems a little off."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Water divining Mars

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

Aurora

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

Astronaut

"I'm your sun!"

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

"You like long walks in the rain? Great! My dog will love you!"

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

Solar Range.

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

'Uranus!'

An astronaut attempting to knock out an alien

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."