Amateur Astronomer Mugs

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Are you sure all these apprenticeships are NEW minister...even the 'training in ye burnishing of his lords armour' and the 'devising of strange devices to see the heavens'.

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"I wonder how Mars lost it's atmosphere?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

International Women's Day.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'Teenagers!'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Alien David statue

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Look what I found, dad!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'But what is the universe for?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Boptimism

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

The flies have landed.