Playful Astronomer Mugs

'Look, director, there it is again. It appears every spring.'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

A Poem about Sand

Scientist seen on loch.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Cosmology marches on. . .

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"Greetings! We come in peace and seek only a meaningful relationship."

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"Darling, you complete me!"

Do Not Laugh At The Bears.

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

Mooning Moon

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

"Okay, we've been watching him for two hours, now what?"

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

Newton!

Is someone trying to tell us something..?

'There must be a lot of them behind that hill - One falls behind there every night!'