Unconventional Astronomer Mugs

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

International Women's Day.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Alien David statue

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'But what is the universe for?'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Boptimism

God Sneezes Out Creation

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

The flies have landed.