Playful Astronomer Prints

I'll play the streaky red meteor into the blue planet into corner black hole. Fat chance! You haven't made that shot since the dinosaurs were down there!

'Look, director, there it is again. It appears every spring.'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Fluffy explains her string theory.

A Poem about Sand

Scientist seen on loch.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Cosmology marches on. . .

Working On Silly String Theory.

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

Library. Story Hour. This fact-checking site says no cow has ever jumped over the moon.

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"Greetings! We come in peace and seek only a meaningful relationship."

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

'This is not what we meant, Snider, when we asked for a thorough study of the laws of gravity.'

"Darling, you complete me!"

Mooning Moon

Do Not Laugh At The Bears.

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

When Astronomers Party.

"Okay, we've been watching him for two hours, now what?"

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

Why parallel lines never meet.

Is someone trying to tell us something..?