Cheeky Astronomer Prints

Is someone trying to tell us something..?

'Your shoe's untied.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

"Mum, look! It's a Showyourbottom duck!"

Justice for a heckler.

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"

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Cola Observatory

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Mooning Moon

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

'Look, director, there it is again. It appears every spring.'

"We lost Mr. Speak No Evil when he became a blogger."

'Well, there's plague in town, everyone will believe you if you pull a sickie...'

'I'm hoping to get a rise from my boss.'

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere."

"I've got a crib sheet written inside my mask."