Cheeky Innovator Prints

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Cheating to get to the Summit.

"Young Frankenstein"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"We've invented a new word!"

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

'Clive extracts his own fuel from crushed squirrel testicles.'

All right, you may tell me about your internet startup idea. It's revolutionary. You know how the only way to tell if you stink is to sniff your armpit? Continue … and you know how embarrassing it is when people you know catch you sniffing your own armpit? Continue ... and you know how apps like "Uber" let you summon total strangers to drive by and provide you a service? Stop right there.

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"Wanna chill at my place?"

'Creative right?'

"I know I'm too young to drive. How about getting me a driverless car?"

Child builds themselves a sled.