Cheeky Scientist Prints

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

"Please, George...not here!"

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.