Cheeky Scientist Mugs

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

"Please, George...not here!"

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.