Laughing Scientist Mugs

"My science project blew up on the way home!"

Albert Einstein

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

She loves to play with string theory.

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

PET THEORIES

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

How Glaciations Begin

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

The new Physics

Table Of The Elephants

Evolving/Devolving

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Evolution...the dandy lion.

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Evolution...the wifi rhino.