Humor-loving Scientist Prints

Research Institute - "...How the hell should I know!"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

She loves to play with string theory.

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

PET THEORIES

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

How Glaciations Begin

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

The new Physics

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Evolution...the dandy lion.

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs.

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Evolving/Devolving

Table Of The Elephants

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!