Cheeky Innovator Gifts

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Cheating to get to the Summit.

"Young Frankenstein"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"We've invented a new word!"

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"Wanna chill at my place?"

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"

'Creative right?'

'Clive extracts his own fuel from crushed squirrel testicles.'

"I know I'm too young to drive. How about getting me a driverless car?"

Child builds themselves a sled.

"Bring me a tit, and make it snappy."