Cheeky Mischief-maker Gifts

Old Woman Tells Off Young Boy For Ignoring Religious Teachings And Stealing.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"We've invented a new word!"

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Sticking out tongue

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"Your dump or mine..?"

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

"Bring me a tit, and make it snappy."

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'