Cheeky Mischief-maker Pillows

Old Woman Tells Off Young Boy For Ignoring Religious Teachings And Stealing.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Sticking out tongue

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"Your dump or mine..?"

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Big Issue!'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

'All right, who broketh the window!'

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

"Bring me a tit, and make it snappy."

Easter Island

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'