Cheeky Child Antics Pillows

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"We've invented a new word!"

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

A baby in court

'It wasn't premeditated.

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Sticking out tongue

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'...the next train arriving at platform one is the 10.45 fast service to orgasm central!'

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

"Hey you. I can't get in your house because nobody drew a fireplace or chimney. Not my fault, dude. Well, maybe next year. Ho, ho, ho."

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

Was it just a dream?

'My dad is a CEO - don't trust him!'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"Bring me a tit, and make it snappy."

Playpen Jailbreak.

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

Classic SM.

"He said his first word today - pubbies!"

'My teacher sent me. She said to tell you I'm just not myself.'

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'

'We save a fortune each year by running our children through a tax haven.'

"I'm using a fake background, no one knows I'm the litter box."

Dog urinating on a tombstone that says 'I WON'.