Cheeky Child Antics Pillows

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

A baby in court

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'It wasn't premeditated.

Sticking out tongue

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'...the next train arriving at platform one is the 10.45 fast service to orgasm central!'

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"Bring me a tit, and make it snappy."

Was it just a dream?

'My dad is a CEO - don't trust him!'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

Playpen Jailbreak.

"He said his first word today - pubbies!"

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

Classic SM.

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

'My teacher sent me. She said to tell you I'm just not myself.'

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'

'We save a fortune each year by running our children through a tax haven.'

"I'm using a fake background, no one knows I'm the litter box."

'I see you've been calling a lot for that pretty night nurse again!'

Dog urinating on a tombstone that says 'I WON'.