Cheeky Children Pillows

'Your Mom's going to happy hour. Let's order pizza.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

Geezer.

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Sticking out tongue

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

The Height of Impudence.

Thong World.

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

'My dad is a CEO - don't trust him!'

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

"Yes Mildred, I'm washing the dishes now."

Classic SM.

'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'

'There's always one.'

'We save a fortune each year by running our children through a tax haven.'

"You can be a right stirrer sometimes!"

Cat's busy calendar

"I've got a crib sheet written inside my mask."

'I plead guilty to all charges, but deny any wrongdoing.'