Cheeky Child Stories Pillows

'My mom will be right down. Is it OK if I eat a slice before we pay you?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

Sticking out tongue

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"I've gotta lay off the 3 little pigs."

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

When monsters plan holidays...

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

'Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?'

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

The Height of Impudence.

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."