Lover Of Cheeky Tales Pillows

"Well, he can't have gone far. He knows he's not allowed to go up the stairs."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Golf escape.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'How was your luck, dear?'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

'You had me at hell.'

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

'Pavlov's first experiment'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"

"Bring me a tit, and make it snappy."

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

Dentist preparing woodwork drill for dentistry.

"All day, every day—'There's a goddam fly in here!' It's so hurtful."

"You will meet a tall, dark stranger. Unfortunately, it's a grizzly bear!"

"The catch is you only get one chopstick"

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

Ass-teroids

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'

"Believe me, you don't want to know where it all comes from."

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

"There's Colonel Clapworthy alone with his memories - dirty old devil!"

"OK, he's hooked–now reel him in."

'Something's wrong here.'

Madam Zelga