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'My mom will be right down. Is it OK if I eat a slice before we pay you?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"I've gotta lay off the 3 little pigs."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

Sticking out tongue

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

When monsters plan holidays...

'Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?'

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

The Height of Impudence.

...and the cow jumped over the Moon. But missed the mattress.

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."